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So Kentucky won the national championship last night which means only one thing…somebody is going to get shot? Seriously Kentucky fans, I mean where are the creepy random kissers in the middle of the riot? At least no one got shot in Vancouver. Although no one got a ring either.
Collateral damage included a wrecked fire truck which was quite an issue considering there were a reported 56 fire. There probably were a few calls home to student’s parent too. “Mom, yeah it’s [insert name here] I got arrested but it was totally not my fault. Can you come pick me up? And please don’t tell dad.” Well at least the Kentucky players didn’t have to worry about NCAA sanctions because come June they’ll be high tailing it to a new NBA team.
