As most of my friends spent this weekend skiing I instead spent it nestled on a nice bar stool watching three football games that ended in the third quarter. Sadly I missed Tebow Time driving home but by now we all know how that game ended.
The most important thing that came out of this weekend was the Giants advancing to the second round of the playoffs where they’ll be taking on the Green Bay Packers. Instead of analyzing the matchups like the Giants miniature receiving core versus the Packers secondary, I’d like to offer up some advice to the Giants head coach Tom Coughlin. You see the last time the Giants played in Green Bay during the playoffs it was in 2008 on their run into an improbable Super Bowl Victory. Back then, Tommy's skin looked akin to this:
Then he went to Green Bay and his skin turned to this:
So Tom, here’s my advice, it’s called liquid skin and it should keep you from looking like you’ve just had a chemical peel, at least until the third quarter.
UPDATE: The weather for Sunday looks to be partly sunny with a high of 32 degrees, five degrees higher than what is projected for New York City. But Tommy, don't be fooled, your skin can still resemble that of a burn patient without some proper protection. Maybe Jason Pierre-Paul can offer up some ideas.
UPDATE: The weather for Sunday looks to be partly sunny with a high of 32 degrees, five degrees higher than what is projected for New York City. But Tommy, don't be fooled, your skin can still resemble that of a burn patient without some proper protection. Maybe Jason Pierre-Paul can offer up some ideas.
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