Frenchies, Frenchies, Frenchies

After googling this story, this is the more PG photo alternative

Forgive me for my tardiness on this one, but I am just starting to get back into regular blogging.

It seems that the old adage footballers love their underage prostitutes is true.  And that is not just a thinly veiled reference about Lawrence Taylor. French national team players, of the soccer variety, Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema will face a trail for soliciting a minor, Paris prosecutors announced.  The players are caught up in a high profile French sex scandal which revolves around a Paris nightclub known for providing underage prostitutes, the underage part being illegal. The bust took place in April 2010 and kicked off a disastrous run for the French national team, which also included a strike during the World Cup.  

Ribery, who plays for Bayem Munich and Benzema, who plays for Real Madrid were identified by call girl Zahia Dehar as two of her many clients.  Although the nightwalker admits she never identified herself as under 18.

If convicted the soccer studs could enter into a whole other type of prostitution in a French jail where they face up to three years of residency and a 45,000 euros ($55,000) fine.

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Now this is ridiculous

I really thought they were going to make it

At this point I think there should be some sort of protocol regarding celebrity/athlete weddings. 

1.      Instead of sending a gift within one year of the wedding date, couples cannot accept wedding presents until they have been married for one year

1a. If you do receive gifts prior to being married for one year you not only must return all gifts but you must also provide evidence of doing so.

2.      All wedding related expenses including but not exclusive to cost of hotel, airfare/train fare/gas, outfits purchased for any wedding events, gifts, starbucks, doggy day care, nails/hair and after party bar tabs should be reimbursed for marriages not lasting more than three months.  Percentages of expense should also be reimbursed for marriages lasting less than 12 months with reimbursement directly related to length of marriage.  (80% - 4 months; 70% - 5 months; 60% - 6 months and so forth)

3.      Proceeds from wedding related coverage should be donated to charities such as Children’s hospitals, Cancer research, Ryan Seacrest for helping to promote your shame of a marriage Kim…maybe Paula Abdul needs some cash for her dance camp

4.      If you plan on ending your marriage in the first four months PLEASE make sure to have it recorded for a reality show.  In fact, it’s better if you have more than one reality show following you in case the first show (ie VH1) decides to not air your show. 

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Seeing this image of Tim Tebow reminds me of how age inappropriate he is for me.

However this photo makes me forget. Why couldn't he have signed with Jacksonville?

Another Lockout on the Horizon

As the Olympics came to a close and baseball marched into the dog days, I began to start looking forward to fall activities.  Sundays spent in crowded bars as friends and patrons guzzled beers and I scarfed down nachos while watching football.   Or weeknights bundled up in Madison Square Garden yelling "Potvin Sucks."  But it appears my angry chants may have to wait for a while.  A year removed from the NFL and NBA lockouts and seven years after the disastrous 2004-05 lockout, the NHL looks to be heading towards an impasse and this may not end up as rosy as the ones from last year.  What’s at stake?  You guessed it…MONEY!! Who’s surprised?  The owners want more of it and strangely enough so do the players.  And the players aren't kidding this time, they've brought in Don Fehr to lead the charge.

The facts are these, since the league lost the entire 04-05 season revenue is up 50% to $3.2 billion for the 2011-12 season.  And with 30 clubs the average team is worth $240 million. The NHL players have the highest minimum salary but yet the lowest highest paid player in the big four.  In fact Shea Weber at $14 million a season would be the tied with Al Jefferson for the 23^rd highest paid player in the NBA and wouldn’t even rank in the top 25 in MLB.  You could double his salary and not even reach that of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez’s close to $30 million a season.  And if you added 65% to Weber’s yearly salary you’d equal Peyton Manning’s NFL leading $23 million which he earned standing on the sidelines in 2011.  (Not that there is anything wrong with that Peyton.)

But while the NHL may trail in average team salaries and highest paid players they are actually on par in one very key area: percentage of league revenue to player salary at about 57% (although that number fluctuates). That is one of the many items the owners are hoping to change by lowering it to 43%.  They’d also like to tack on two additional years to an entry level contract going from three to five, change the unrestricted free agent from seven to 10 years and eliminate arbitration.  Looking at baseball as a reference, once a player makes it into the majors their team owns them unilaterally for three years.  The next three years the player is arbitration eligible and after their first six years he can file for free agency.

The one major thing that sets the NHL apart from the other members of the big four is the toll the sport takes on ones body.  Think about it this way, a NHL season is made up of 72 games through the course of six months (October-April).  Sure major league baseball players are laughing because that’s less than half their season in same the amount of time.  But how many MLB players are subjected to the same piercing body blows game in and game out.  Of course Justin Morneau has suffered his share of injures (bruised lung, concussions) and Buster Posey almost lost a leg last season but when was the last time you saw baseball's top player miss practically an entire season with the effects of a concussion like Sidney Crosby did last year?  How many basketball players died during the offseason most likely due to the lasting effects of head trauma?  None you say.  Well the NHL saw two active players (Rick Rypien and Derek Boogaard) plus former player Wade Belak in 2011 alone.  This is the kind of stuff that happens in the NFL and their regular season consists of only SIXTEEN games!  And it’s not like the NHL is rushing to put an end to this like they are in the NFL, MLB and NCAA.

At the end of the day everyone loses during a lockout, except maybe Gary Bettman who would be entering his third work stopage since taking over as commissioner and he has seen his salary double since 2004. (It's now $7.98 million well shy of Bud Selig and Roger Goodell who make about $20 million but I'd be ok with it.)  The players and owners will work their hardest to make the other side look greedy and heartless while fans figure out other things to do during the winter and employees of these teams and the league pray they are not adversely effected by millionaires/billionaires going after each other. But with what looks like an impending lockout ahead, I for one hope that there is at least some hockey this year. 

Check out these two sites which put the big four in perspective:

FansEdge Graph
Plunkett Research, Inc.

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Casting Call: Bachelor Pad 3 Edition

If you follow me on twitter (KatieGrace44) you’d already know I have a minor obsession with all things Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad and the Olympics.  So today I have decided to combine my two favorites with a casting call…Bachelor Pad Edition.

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Chris Bukowski (Emily’s Season) as played by Ryan Lochte

Chris Bukowski initially captured my heart as he vied for the love of Emily Manyard in the most recent Bachelorette.  On that season Chris positioned himself as a young boy next door if not slightly whiney and a tad uncoordinated.  Even though he was dropped after hometown dates Chris remained a favorite.  That was until he entered the Bachelor Pad house.  His kind exterior gave way to a much more devious and kind of slutty interior.  Somewhat similar is Ryan Lochte.  The Florida alum took the world by storm with covers of Vogue, Men’s Health and even last week’s SI.  His all American vibe has translated into millions of dollars in sponsorship all the while hiding his seemingly douchebag/man whore side.  Thank goodness for honest mom’s and the papazzari!

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Lindzi Cox (Ben’s Season) as played by Lolo Jones

On Ben’s season of the Bachelor, Lindzi was painted as a naïve and meek girl who was jilted in a horrible green velvet cape on the final episode.  But her naivety quickly went out the window when she went on a full on assault while promoting the show.  On the Bachelor Pad Lindzi is balancing her sweet girl image with danger as she has reportedly hooked up with villain Kalon McMahon. Just like Lindzi, Lolo Jones has battled public perception.  Painted as a virgin, Jones has fought back with talent and determination, lunging herself into the 100M hurdle semifinal.

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Michael Stagliano (Jillian’s Season) as played by Michael Phelps

After winning Bachelor Pad season 2, Michael Stagliano has come back for another season hoping to find the one thing that has eluded him, a wife.  Meanwhile Michael Phelps entered the London Olympics looking to cap off a storied career.  After a rocky start, the greatest swimmer ever closed out London with four straight golds. 

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Blakely Jones (Ben’s Season) as played by Jordyn Wieber

My favorite memory of Blakely from her season of the Bachelor was when she made Ben a scrap book. A scrapbook, that’s something you see on Law & Order when they are in search of a serial killer.  But luckily for Ben, Blakely has taken her desperation to team Chris, let’s hope he makes it out of Bachelor Pad safely.  Jordyn Wieber on the other hand came into London as a favorite for the All Around gold in Woman’s Gymnastics.  But Wieber, who failed to even qualify for the All Around, was able to put herself back together in time to help Team USA win the Team Gold.  Let’s see if Blakely can do the same.

Ed Swiderski (Jillian’s Season) as played by Roger Federer

In his season of the Bachelorette, Ed was able to win the heart of Jillian Harris. Ed has been anything but winning since he's entered the Bachelor Pad. (Hot tub anyone?) Roger Federer on the other hand followed up a Wimbledon victory with a scorching defeat by Andy Murray in the Gold medal game of the 2012 Olympics.

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Reid Rosenthal (Jillian’s Season) as played by Andy Murray

In Jillian’s season, Reid was bested by rival Ed in the competition for Jillian.  But in this year’s Bachelor Pad Reid is trying to do everything he can to finally top Ed.  Meanwhile Andy Murray took his crushing loss to Roger Federer in Wimbledon and used it as ammunition to best Roger for the gold.  

UPDATE:  Well after last week Reid isn't getting a gold until at least BP4

Pot Brownies, Cocaine and PMS Meds

It seems that everyone has an excuse for failing a drug test.  Whether it be because of PMS like Hope Solo or that you didn’t realize your brownie was laced with pot like Nick Delpopolo or even because you made out with a cocaine riddled chick in Miami like Richard Gasquet, everyone has a reason why they broke the rules.  So to help you stay one step ahead of your ruling body here are a few ideas as to why you were caught with an illegal substance in your system:

There was PEDs in my delta airlines sandwich.  Damn you terrorists!

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It was a gift from my hookup with Pauly D at the Jersey Shore house. #yeahbuddy

Thought I was taking my thyroid medication, turns out it was anabolic steroids.  That was one scary sleep driving incident.

Jeremy Renner gave me something on a transatlantic flight.  Should have known it was no good for me after he asked if I was interested in joining the mile high club.

Thought I’d go Dennis and Dee and take some to get on welfare.  Hard out here for a pimp.

The barrista at Starbucks was upset that I didn’t tip him last week so he spiked my latte.

I trusted Amanda Bynes…but not enough to get in a car with her. 

What…that is not allowed? 

Potato, Potato…let’s not call the whole thing off

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There are very few times in life where I am “ok” with change.  Nathan’s turning to russet potatoes is not one of them. An apparent shortage of their usual Maine potatoes has forced the Coney Island institution to use the drier, less tasty cousin.  According to a spokesman the change is not forever.  That’s what they all say buddy.  Let’s just say we change back to the old potatoes and no gets hurt. 

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