Now this is ridiculous

I really thought they were going to make it

At this point I think there should be some sort of protocol regarding celebrity/athlete weddings. 

1.      Instead of sending a gift within one year of the wedding date, couples cannot accept wedding presents until they have been married for one year

1a. If you do receive gifts prior to being married for one year you not only must return all gifts but you must also provide evidence of doing so.

2.      All wedding related expenses including but not exclusive to cost of hotel, airfare/train fare/gas, outfits purchased for any wedding events, gifts, starbucks, doggy day care, nails/hair and after party bar tabs should be reimbursed for marriages not lasting more than three months.  Percentages of expense should also be reimbursed for marriages lasting less than 12 months with reimbursement directly related to length of marriage.  (80% - 4 months; 70% - 5 months; 60% - 6 months and so forth)

3.      Proceeds from wedding related coverage should be donated to charities such as Children’s hospitals, Cancer research, Ryan Seacrest for helping to promote your shame of a marriage Kim…maybe Paula Abdul needs some cash for her dance camp

4.      If you plan on ending your marriage in the first four months PLEASE make sure to have it recorded for a reality show.  In fact, it’s better if you have more than one reality show following you in case the first show (ie VH1) decides to not air your show.